When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom and creating the most awesome person alive.
(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
When you’re in class bored and start making pervert faces at your friends
You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
That awkward moment when you blink and the whole weekend is over.
and It’s time for school!
